A Pair of Train-Based Limericks

Mitchell Durant

He found the journal on the train,
Stepped on it like legos the pain!
He knew when he read it,
It needed an edit,
Cuz the style was far to plain,

He’s an opinionated jerk,
One that’s never good at his work,
Needs to watch where he goes,
Or he might lose some toes,
And if he did I’d surely smirk,